What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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