She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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