No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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