I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
there was a trapeze. enough said
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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