butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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