About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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