yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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