Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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