Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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