There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
