Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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