just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
