we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
love makes seman taste better
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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