I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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