u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
