we're blogging at a bar
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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