I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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