All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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