Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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