She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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