god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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