What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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