Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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