Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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