either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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