The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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