I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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