butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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