I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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