the new term for farting is butt boxing.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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