I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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