And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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