come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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