I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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