I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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