I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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