Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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