I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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