i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
