Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
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I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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