yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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