how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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