Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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