Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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