she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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