the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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