I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
did i just pee glitter
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Randomize
