Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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