Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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