that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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