i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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