I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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