Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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