Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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