Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i out mim tonsoeep
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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